The LA Times thinks that Michael Fassbender’s penis ruined his chance at an Oscar. Really. It’s pretty well known that the Academy is a little stuffy, and they tend to be put off by racy scenes. So they may have overlooked Fassbender’s performance because of his full frontal nude scene. Let’s face it – Michael Fassbender’s penis is a real problem.

Everybody loves to complain about the cheap, crappy alcohol at college parties. But just think, it could be worse. At least you’re not downing a glass of donkey semen and washing it down with a glass of urine. Surprise! That’s exactly what Fear Factor contestants will be doing on the new season of the show.

•Haven’t you always wanted some donkey semen
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Being a UTI expert (I put that on my business card), I know all about how to deal with them, and one of the MOST important things to me is dressing the right way so you don’t disturb the UTI even more. So here’s what I’ve found to be the best things to wear when your urinary tract isn’t feeling as amazing as usual.

One of my favorite episodes of “Sex and the City” is “Ex and the City”…right before Big and Natasha’s wedding. Before gallivanting into the Central Park sunlight in her Jimmy Choos, CB dropped a quote that’s been on my mind for a while: “Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free ‘til they find someone just as wild to run with them.”

Simon Cowell might be a jerk, but he sure is good at making popular TV shows. He’s the man behind American Idol, America’s Got Talent, and The X Factor, along with about a million other shows internationally. And he’s just announced that his newest project will be a DJ competition show.

• We needed a Ron Swanson rap song.
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• “Salute Your Shorts” — then and now!
• Out of this world Super Bowl soda displays.
• 7 things for men in the future.
• the 10 douchiest colleges in America

This week, Pat Sajak admitted that he and Vanna White used to party pretty hard in the classic days of Wheel of Fortune. In fact, he said that they used to tape the show drunk, after drinking “two or three or six” margaritas. Pat and Vanna, we here at CC salute you. I mean, really, how else could you get through hosting a show like that?

When I tested out this exercise a few moments ago, I definitely became victim of a mind f***. I am all about weird brain teasers and cool exercises that show how awesome the human mind is, and so when this little test came along, I was more than willing to check it out.

Today, #ThingsThatAreSexy is trending on Twitter. And I learned a very important lesson from this educational hashtag. Basically, whatever you might wear, do or say, someone in the world (or at least on Twitter) will find it sexy. Really. There were some sweet ones, some funny ones, and some just plain weird ones.

I don’t need to tell you what a whore is. In fact, you have probably already seen the bottom half of her ass sticking out of her way-too-short “dress.” She’s the one slurring her words at the club or messing around in the upper bedroom at the house party. We all know what she is (not) wearing and whom she has slept with.

Autocorrect taught me how to spell “apologize” after one particularly brutal party two years ago, but it has also led to many awkward exchanges. Especially when my iPhone decided to change “pelvis” to “penis” when I texted my mom about sewing.

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• More Demi Moore drama.
• The new Juicy Couture Lookbook is fab!
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• 5 new places to touch your guy.

Ever since Bridesmaids and her Emmy award winning role as Molly in the CBS sitcom, “Mike and Molly,” Melissa McCarthy is stealing every single person’s heart. She is talented, beautiful and hilarious! Ellen DeGeneres posted a new clip on her YouTube page from when McCarthy stopped by her show recently to talk about the Golden Globes.

When a show that already exists gets a spin-off, you know it’s jumped the shark. They’ve run out of ideas; the writers are tired of thinking up gags featuring the same set of characters. Basically, they want to write the same show, but with different people, maybe a different location. And thus, the spin-off is born. There have been some terrible spin-offs, but none are as bad as the following…