"Blake! Blake, read my tweet!" *chortling*
"Stop the dictatorship of beauty."
There is no Planet B.
...at least, as long as their old employers did, too.
Petty Crocker. Petty White. Petty Wap.
Have your cake... and bring it, too.
You go girl.
Will you skip the dressing room?
I strive to have this amount of control.
You might find your purrfect match soon.
And, so it continues.
Copyright laws are wild.
Oh, Twitter. You never let us down.
It's like naptime, but for adults.
Should've just gone to Coachella like everyone else.
Both Belle AND Hermione would approve of this plot.
A student was assaulted near the Red Wolf Apartments.
"You know what's about to happen."
"I think we ALL sing."
I now pronounce you husband and llama.
Unicorns, cake and bowling.
Even scientists are confused.
Kim K. claims that she's a changed woman.
"I actually invented lemonade, so it should be free."
Beauty is more than skin-deep.
R. Kelly has yet to comment on the issue.
His win was met with applause.
Willis *flawlessly* channeled Amy Winehouse in her latest performance.
Not your average detox.
She has her own tequila brand. 🍹
"I promise I won't tell."