Command Performance

June 29, 2006 8:08 am     Posted in Style  Candy -- NYU g+ page

What’s under there? It’s certainly not your typical underwear.


By Candy

Commando Intimates are the latest in quirk-tastic underpinnings, helping you keep your nether regions covered no matter how high you are on the scantily-clad-o-meter.

For the lowest of the low-rise pant lovers, there is Commando’s invisible underwear — a collection of low-rise panties that are seamless, light weight and keep panty lines (and utter fashion embarrassment) at bay.

Speaking of fashion fouls … how about nipples that just won’t give up? To shield those headlights from daylight, try Commando’s “Low Beams” nipple-masking pasties, which cover those God-given accessories of yours, keeping them concealed under any and all kinds of fabric, for ultimate traffic-stopping action.

For gals that like a little extra “oomph” once and a while (and who doesn’t?), let Commando’s “Cup Cakes” enter stage left. These squishy silicone-filled pouches are inserted into your bra-cups for a lift that is, well, uplifting. After all, toilet paper stuffing is so passe, and you’ll get extra props for saving the trees!

All of the Commando Intimates products come in the cutest packages imaginable. Think intimate life savers in Chinese takeout containers and on keychains so obscure they’ll be sure to keep everyone guessing.

Is there underwear under there? It’s our little secret!

$10-$48. Available at www.commandointimates.com.

One Comment on "Command Performance"

  1. Pili says:
    Fri, 13th Jul 201211:57 pm 

    This book would have to be described as the bible of late 16th ctrnuey costuming. It is a goldmine for anyone interested in the actual creation of garments of the period.I would not be without my copy; I actually own two, so I can lend one out without having to be without it.The only flaws are that it is incomplete, lacking much of the undergarments of the period, and that there are a few mistakes in some of the patterning, which can have interesting results certainly make a toile of the garments first, but generally this book is a gem. Note: this book assumes that the prospective sewer has quite an advanced skill in sewing; if you can’t sew without instructions, you might find it challenging, and you need to expand the patterns up from the scaled down illustrations

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