The Smaller Things in Life
I started hooking up with this guy who is so hot. Everything about him physically is perfect, except for his penis. Obviously I can’t tell him he is smaller than a baby dill. He has to know it’s small right? But I don’t think I can continue hooking up with him. Does that make me a bitch? How can we even have sex?
I’ll take a wild guess and assume that he’s well aware of his “shortcoming.” I’m sure he’s been dealing with this embarrassment his entire life. I understand how this can be a complete turnoff, but it doesn’t make you a bitch. Laughing in his face and making fun of him would make you a bitch. If you are not able to achieve the desired satisfaction with his equipment, and there’s no way around this, you need to move on to the next guy. I wouldn’t bring up the reason, because a shot to the ego would just be adding salt to an open wound. I honestly feel bad for the guy, because you’re probably just another girl who went from mega turned-on to a screeching, dry halt within seconds of ripping off his clothes. If you can’t be happy with what he’s got, it’s not fair to him. Hopefully, he’ll find a girl who’ll appreciate the “smaller things in life.”
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