Gettin’ Kinky

By Candy

My boyfriend and I are trying to get a little crazy. Like Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee, we recently bought a Chinese swing, but we don’t know where to hang it. Any suggestions?

Since I don’t know the architectural layout of your living situation, you may need to consult the nearest kinky interior designer. If I’m not mistaken, Tommy Lee’s swing was made into an interesting piece of furniture, kind of dangling in the middle of his party area. If you’re all about exhibitionism, you may want to be bold like Tommy and put it in plain view. But if you’re kinky side stays subdued until private time, storing it in a closet would be the best place for it. You may want to just hang it when the mood strikes. I must admit I’m definitely impressed with your kinkiness. More girls should open up and be a little daring!