The Real World Ain’t So Great for Trishelle

I’m not going to lie. I have wanted to be on the Real World pretty much since the first season. The a…

Cyberstalking Jim and Pam (…and Dwight and Michael)

Thursday! Thursday! Zomg! *runs in a circle like a pug* You know what Thursday means! Jim! Pam! K…

Stock your dorm with water and canned goods because civilization as we know it has officially co…

Lately, I am bored. Everyday is the same ol’ blah, blah, blah as the day before- same class…

I’m sure you’ve all heard about her. Lisa Nowak. The Crazy Astronaut. The chick who drove all tho…

I’ll admit it. I’m a huge wimp when it comes to scary movies. I get nightmares, have to sleep with t…

So in my inbox today, I got a pleasant email informing me that I had been bonked by the martini fair…

Oh, Onion, you’re always one step ahead of me…

Alternative Spring Break Devolves …

Masturbation. Couldn’t someone think of a cooler term to describe getting yourself off…

You know, I’m beginning to think freaks really do have more fun.
And apparently, have an easier t…

Wow, so just when I thought the “sister’s for life!” saga was over, the Del…