Obsessed or Abscess-ed???

GQ magazine has named Lindsay Lohan 2007′s Obsession of the Year. This is a terribly sad statement about “WE” as a people. Certainly we are more obsessed with what part of Britney she will shave next. Here is a tasty little excerpt from Lindsay’s interview with GQ:

By Candy

Tell me about an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan.

It starts out with a 5 a.m. hike through Runyon Canyon to watch the sunrise. Then I go outside, and I try to find the paparazzi. I go down to Robertson Boulevard, try and search for them, find them, and bring them food.

And then what do you do at night?

Well, of course, I’m sitting at the computer all night.

Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet?

No. I wish they’d be clever and make something up for me.

There’s some interesting stuff about you. Irocman39 in Skokie, Illinois, says you’re the “smokinest woman on the face of the earth”—

God bless him.

—and that he wouldn’t kick you out of bed for eating saltines.

I don’t eat. Don’t you people know? It’s all about anorexia and bulimia nervosa.

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