Blast off! – Legal Uppers for Generation Facebook.

March 17, 2007 - 9:00 am By CC Staff

rocket_chocolate1.jpgScoff as you like, but I hate Red Bull. Hate it. It tastes like someone put snake venom in my 7-Up. I mean, sure, I like to drink Red Bull and vodka, but let’s be honest – it ain’t the non-alcohol part that I’m digging, amiright?

Anyway, this aversion to Red Bull wouldn’t be so troublesome if I didn’t have to “take notes” or “pay attention” or “stay awake” in OrgoChem. Pfft. Unfortunately for Generation Facebook, these delicate college years require plenty of uppers, and I’m not ready to give in to methamphetamines just yet.

So thank science that I found Rocket Chocolate. Each individual chocolate morsel has 150 milligrams of caffeine (that’s almost twice as much as one can of Red Bull), not to mention only 70 calories (that’s less than half one can of Red Bull). Now I may have failed algebra, but even I like that math.

Not to mention, they are scrumptious and come in all different flavors, including chocolate-peanut butter, chocolate-mint, chocolate-cherry, and NOT snake venom.

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  1. Sarah Person says:
    Mon, 19th Mar 20071:51 pm 

    Hey Kristyn,

    You would love our Foosh Energy Mints, too! You should check them out at our website: http://www.vroomfoods.com

    If you’d like to review them, I would love to send you some samples and info. Let me know through the contact us section of our site!

    Sarah

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