Naomi Sweeps Up – Big Deal!

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Ok…so all of these sites, like TMZ, are all over Naomi Campbell mopping and sweeping a garage. Ironic, that this woman bludgeons her staff with various consumer electronics she found lying around the house and is now celebrated for “serving her time.”

Really? REALLY? She is doing manual labor – big deal!? This morning alone, I cleaned up my roommates mess (keep your sh$# off my desk…I mean it), rocked out on the treadmill for 4 miles, AND started my semester-long Econ project.

We all serve our time my dear Naomi. The fact that you have to sweep floors without cigarettes or your cellphone (actual court mandates by the way) just means that you are another in a long line of over priviledged celebrities who have no concept of reality.

Oh and by the way – you missed a spot in the far back…yeah…if you could get that, that would be ggggrrreeeaaaattttt…

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