American Idol + 9/11Conspiracy – Talent = Sanjaya

By CC Staff

I finally got it…

I spent half the night in shock, kicking back a box of my favorite wine with my “results show buddy” (such a queen, but fun to watch with). The truth was revealed and the whole campus fell into a deep silence. It was the deep kind of silence that only comes with the discovery of a great cosmic truth.

The Sanjob is still here. People are fasting! Global warming is spreading! Plagues, famine, disease – I have read of these signs before.

I kindly asked my friend to leave and I sat in pure contemplation…

What evil hellspawn would bring this upon us? Republicans? Democrats? Terrorists? Borat? That damn crying girl from the performance?

The answer? It’s a consipiracy. Sanjaya is being kept on the show to get a rise out of all of us. They want his girliness to haunt the guys and his terrible do to disgust the girls.

Touche, American Idol. Touche.

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