Luscious Chocolate… Lotion?
But THIS year my friend, I’ve found the solution to curb my sweet-tooth cravings. Jaqua Mint Chocolate Luscious Lotion ($16, ulta.com) is seriously the solution to my current habit of staying up too late, drinking beer and eating mint chocolate chip ice cream at 3AM.
I also get a major kick out of how the packaging says “good enough to eat, but please don’t.” People are so stupid. But anyway, I’m telling you…just rub on some of this and it’s like you don’t even need a boyfriend.
Ok, so maybe it’s not that good but it’s a start….and didn’t grandma always say that the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach?
Bottom line: it can’t hurt to smell like dessert. Hey, that kinda rhymes…