Ghetto-fy Your Website

By Abby

Transform any website, myspace page, or URL into a ghetto language. Think Snoop Dogg meets blogging. A new website, www.gizoogle.com, will do this simply with an easy copy and paste.

I experimented with a friend’s college volleyball team profile and the results were impressive.

This is what it originally said in her player bio:“Played in 11 matches…posted a career-high two kills against Evansville on Sept. 27…recorded first two blocks with a block assists against Indiana State on Aug. 27 and one against Michigan on Nov. 11.”

This is what gizoogle.com transformed it into:“Played in 11 matches…posted a brotha two kills against Evansville on Sept. 27…recorded first two blocks wit a blizzay assists against Indiana State on Aug . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. 27 n one against Michigan on Nov . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. 11 like this and like that and like this and uh.”

It’s definitely entertaining and forces you to wonder at the marvels of modern internet. To gizoogle any website, simply:

1. Go to the original page and copy the URL.

2. Go to www.gizoogle.com and paste the URL into the box.

3. Rediscover the new and improved ghetto page.