Cyberstalking Jim and Pam (…and Dwight and Michael)

By CC Staff

Thursday! Thursday! Zomg! *runs in a circle like a pug* You know what Thursday means! Jim! Pam! Karen! Dwangela!

Wh-wh-whaa…? No new The Office? I… don’t understand? What am I supposed to do?

I guess I’ll just cyberstalk all of the actors… see what those guys are up to…

Well, lookie here… Jenna Fischer is at the heated apex of a bizarre love triangle in this weekend’s addition to Will Ferrell’s stunning filmography: Blades of Glory. Actually, between Ms. Fischer and the presence of Amy Poehler, I have high hopes for this dumbassery on ice.

Meanwhile, John Krasinski is starring as the “wannabe boyfriend” (…typecast already, John?) of a constantly stoned Anna Faris in the Gregg Araki gold: Smiley Face. For those not previously acquainted with the work of Gregg Araki, stop what you’re doing – literally, stop it right now; well, wait, don’t stop reading this blog, but go ahead and open another tab on your browser and go to Netflix – and add Doom Generation to your queue.

Rainn Wilson is starring in The Last Mimzy… which is a sci-fi family movie that I know nothing about and therefore cannot snarkily comment upon.

Steve Carell is going to fight the evil forces of KAOS when he stars as bumbling agent Maxwell Smart in the movie version of Get Smart! Woohoo! He’ll also play Evan in, y’know, Evan Almighty, a mysteriously unsequelly sequel to Bruce Almighty, which I’m pretty sure will be exponentially superior to the lame original.

Phew. Okay. I feel a little bit better. But I’d feel way better if there had been a new The Office and we’d made any headway on this whole Jam versus Jaren business.

Next week, NBC, or I’ll hide your cell phone in the ceiling.