Girls Gone Wild… Rice and Beans

Stock your dorm with water and canned goods because civilization as we know it has officially come to an end.

By Candy

No, my friends, aliens have not landed nor has Y2K returned. The situation is much, much worse. Girls Gone Wild is becoming a restaurant chain.

Yes, you heard me correctly and I sh@! you not.

According to Stuff.co.nz, “A restaurant chain under the Girls Gone Wild brand name is being planned by Joe Francis, whose Mantra Films’s has built a $US100 million business videotaping and selling the DVDs featuring young women exposing their breasts.”

I mean, is this really necessary? Is there a void somewhere I don’t know about in the American Dining Experience that Hooter’s has failed to deliver? I guess only time will tell.

To celebrate this joyous occassion, we here at collegecandy.com would like to offer the following menu suggestions:

• The Double “D”-licious Burger
• Chicken McNip-lets
• The Vanilla Shake-Your-Ass
• and the ever popular Pink Taco Plate.

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