I Touch Myself: A Girl’s Guide To Masturbation

March 30, 2007 8:23 am     Posted in Relationships, Sex  Candy -- NYU g+ page


Masturbation. Couldn’t someone think of a cooler term to describe getting yourself off? It sounds so … mechanical.

Regardless of the actual word, I masturbate. Yeah, I said it. And sadly, most girls really won’t throw it out there like that. For some reason guys can just talk about jerking off as if it’s part of their morning routine — “I brushed my teeth, took a shower, wacked off, got dressed and went to class.”

Um, that never happens if you’re a girl. It’s more like, “I’m heading to bed early tonight” a.k.a. “I’m horny and I have a date with my vibrator.” Sure, my friends and I have had that conversation where you let the cat out of the bag, and they all admit it too. But there’s always that friend who’s like, “Guys, that’s gross, I don’t do that.”

Yeah, right! How the hell have you never touched yourself? It’s part of being a girl; it’s only natural to explore your body. And if you want to enjoy sex, you should seriously learn what turns you on.

So for all of you that are in denial of your female anatomy and afraid of getting a little “dirty,” I found a great article to help you out. Just read it. Give yourself an orgasm and learn what you’ve been missing.

83 Comments on "I Touch Myself: A Girl’s Guide To Masturbation"
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  13. casanova says:
    Mon, 20th Sep 20102:21 pm 

    i need to masturbate can anyone help me?

  14. lolman says:
    Tue, 21st Sep 20106:57 am 

    i jacked off at th pic is it u?

  15. Leaiael says:
    Tue, 28th Sep 201012:53 pm 

    She is so beautiful…

  16. lederan says:
    Sat, 19th Mar 201112:24 am 

    you know this is strange for me my mom is rill cool and all but my dad flipped Well they caught me in bed with a family friends son and well we are male me and him mom fine not my dad he Sears pissed she went out and bot of condoms wow that was a sup price my dad will not look at me it is even weirder because they just adopted me he was over for a sleep over and um well were are gay so he still comes over they knock now on I am curers those why do they look at me like i am a crime agent nature?

  17. twistedbade says:
    Tue, 12th Apr 20114:45 am 

    yeah..a lot of girls deny it.. hahahah i wonder why??

  18. aarti says:
    Thu, 9th Jun 20112:26 pm 

    bh

  19. pam says:
    Sat, 10th Sep 20116:37 pm 

    I totally agree. I've got to admit, I would feel awkward giving any answer (if I say I don't, they'll think I'm a prude, if I say I do, they'll think it's gross). But I wish it was easier for girls to admit it!

  20. scheefan says:
    Fri, 21st Oct 20113:39 am 

    Or YOU just admit that you are a slut..

  21. Me says:
    Sun, 23rd Oct 201112:21 am 

    Wow, I’m getting hot and excited just reading this. I love to touch myself.

  22. Dee says:
    Fri, 2nd Dec 201111:44 pm 

    You may want to relax and let your self be in the moment not to worried about the who and why. If you just let your mind go that will help you reach your happy place….

  23. Hard-on says:
    Wed, 11th Jan 20121:13 pm 

    i'd love to watch…

  24. Jack says:
    Tue, 14th Feb 20121:55 pm 

    WHAT? Wow i sure hope you don't ever reproduce.

  25. lightning says:
    Wed, 22nd Feb 20122:33 am 

    i masterbate like twice a day. i just wish it was as easy for girls to talk about it as guys

  26. lala says:
    Sun, 11th Mar 20123:21 am 

    im naked

  27. Anon says:
    Sun, 18th Mar 20122:52 am 

    So the other night around midnight I was masturbating. And I still live with my mom but I thought I heard my door close. I can’t tell if it actually was my door or if it was my upstairs neighbours door. Has this happened to anyone? What should I do?

  28. HotGuy says:
    Wed, 4th Apr 20128:42 pm 

    you can talk about it with me, I'm a guy

  29. Arianne says:
    Tue, 24th Apr 20124:40 pm 

    Realy I'm 13 and want to do that to!

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    Thu, 26th Apr 201212:11 pm 

    Anyone want to message dirty stuff to make me horny??

  31. curiousteen says:
    Sat, 12th May 201211:12 am 

    im 13 and i feel the exact same but does anyone have any tips withougt my parents catching me? xx

  32. Unknown says:
    Sat, 19th May 20123:02 am 

    I’m a guy but I want tips from girls to talk to girls about like vaginas so what would I say to get a honest answer and not eww that’s gross or perverted

  33. Porny says:
    Sun, 20th May 20121:43 am 

    Felling my self now in bed naked want a guy here so bad

  34. sonaaa says:
    Wed, 6th Jun 20122:29 pm 

    hm i touch myself daily sometimes thrice in a row.
    I feel like a masturbation machine.

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    Tue, 12th Jun 20122:28 pm 

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    Thu, 14th Jun 20125:41 pm 

    can i see a pic of u and i definitly will sexy chick :)

  37. roxanne says:
    Thu, 14th Jun 20125:42 pm 

    do u wanna talk horny??

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    Mon, 25th Jun 201211:35 am 

    what the hell take two damn fingers like the way boys make hand guns and shove it in does it really need to be so hard to masterbate wht the hell

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    Mon, 25th Jun 201211:36 am 

    take two fingers in gun shape shove it in go in and out with it ta da your masterbating

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    Sun, 1st Jul 201212:37 pm 

    i am naked in my bed i need some one to touch my vagina deeply and press my big boobs

  41. guest says:
    Sun, 1st Jul 201212:39 pm 

    now i am in a good mood anyone can massage my vagina

  42. loyd says:
    Mon, 9th Jul 201211:56 pm 

    well all you have to do is just feel around and rub back and forth on ur vagina

  43. Grrr says:
    Tue, 10th Jul 20129:41 pm 

    I'll do it

  44. Kitty says:
    Mon, 16th Jul 20121:10 am 

    I can make myself orgasim once while masturbating but I can't again

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    Mon, 16th Jul 20121:10 am 

    I need help

  46. Carmen says:
    Thu, 19th Jul 20129:15 am 

    Im 10 and want to try it. It seems like it feels really really good!

  47. mallows says:
    Fri, 20th Jul 20129:25 pm 

    your still too young for this kind of stuff my dear

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    Sat, 21st Jul 20121:12 am 

    ill massage it for you baby ive got a 8 inch waitin for you

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    Tue, 21st Aug 201212:02 pm 

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  54. mary says:
    Fri, 24th Aug 201210:32 pm 

    do it when your parents are not home (and besides, it's not a bad thing, it's normal, and i'm sure they've been horny before too lol, otherwise you wouldn't be here )

  55. emma says:
    Sat, 6th Oct 20126:55 am 

    I soo need someone to rub mine! reply if you'll do it! olo

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    Sat, 6th Oct 201211:06 pm 

    wear a mini shorts or a mini skirt so that can slide my fingers in for you. ill rub it gently and slowly and going faster and faster till you loose your self as finger you and hear you moaning.

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  58. neynay says:
    Mon, 8th Oct 20123:11 pm 

    Me to

  59. neynay says:
    Mon, 8th Oct 20123:14 pm 

    It don't work

  60. neynay says:
    Mon, 8th Oct 20123:19 pm 

    Who wanna have sex with me

  61. sasha says:
    Mon, 8th Oct 20123:27 pm 

    Me too I'm. 11 and I want To touch myself

  62. Kayla says:
    Thu, 11th Oct 20127:37 pm 

    yeah i think it's insane when your 18 and acting like a little 10 year old to sceared to touch themselfs. I mean come on people grow up if your 18 and have not touched yourself yet because you think it's gross then honestly idk what to tell you it's your own body and your only touching your body with your hands and thing your useing for yourself if you think it's gross you sere-sly have something wrong with you

  63. guest says:
    Sat, 20th Oct 20128:08 pm 

    i will

  64. GUEST says:
    Sat, 20th Oct 20128:09 pm 

    Whenever it acually starts to feel good i have to stop because i get this really tingally feeling and my hand gets tierd i dont know what to do any ideas?

  65. Harry says:
    Mon, 3rd Dec 20122:33 am 

    Why don't you do it?
    It is fun and lovely and healthy

  66. a5980608 says:
    Fri, 7th Dec 20125:24 pm 

    I’ve said that least 5980608 times. SKC was here…

  67. Horny says:
    Tue, 1st Jan 20137:52 pm 

    so horny OMG I want some to lick me out how would I do it myself.

  68. .0. says:
    Thu, 17th Jan 20133:20 pm 

    yeah bb

  69. tricky says:
    Sun, 10th Feb 20136:59 pm 

    how old are you emma? xx

  70. hotsexybitch1 says:
    Fri, 22nd Feb 20139:27 pm 

    how do u masterbate

  71. Jose says:
    Mon, 11th Mar 201312:00 am 

    How did i end up here? Anyway I honestlt think

    that masturbation is perfectly normal

  72. HornyGirl says:
    Sun, 7th Apr 201310:03 pm 

    Omg I'm naked in bed and ready to be touched up big time, I need to feel someone on me. Anyone???

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    Wed, 10th Apr 20139:33 pm 

    me

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    Mon, 29th Apr 201310:36 am 

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    Sat, 4th May 20138:13 pm 

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  77. tightnwet says:
    Sun, 12th May 201311:10 am 

    I wouldnt mind crazy horny contact to help masturbate

    holla

  78. rachel says:
    Mon, 13th May 20132:56 am 

    Well ive been recently felling horny and i dry hump My pillow it feels really good but i want to finger myself but im scared if i pop my cherries i look up lesbian sex and all to gwt me in the mood i dont think its normal.to feels this im only14

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