College Candy

So in my inbox today, I got a pleasant email informing me that I had been bonked by the martini fairy…Not quite understanding what this was, I read on.

The email listed 12 truths about the drinking habits of college age girls that I found hilarious and sadly, so true.

When girls drink too much…

1.We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2.We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling “woohoo” is truly the sexiest move around.

3.We’ve suddenly decided that we want to kick someone’s ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4.In our last bathroom visit, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5.We start crying and telling everyone we love them soooo much.

6.We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because “oh my god! I love this song.”

7.We’ve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8.We’ve suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9.We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us

just lemonade, but that’s just because we can no longer taste the gin.

10.We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

11.We fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when we sit on it.

12.We take our shoes off because we believe it’s their fault that we’re having problems walking straight.

The email then instructed me to send this along to all the girls you know who like to have fun, and that’s why I’m sharing it with you!