Use Your Bod for… Public Urination, I Guess.

Oh, Onion, you’re always one step ahead of me…

By Candy

Alternative Spring Break Devolves Into Real Spring BreakBILOXI, MS—What was intended to be a week devoted to charitable activities in a region still recovering from Hurricane Katrina quickly spiraled into a conventional, alcohol-fueled spring break this weekend, community sources reported.Housing construction and cleanup projects were marred by dozens of arrests for public intoxication and disorderly conduct, as well as widespread reports of public urination and indecent exposure.An alternative spring breaker from Michigan State University takes a semi-deserved break.”Alternative spring break rules!” said Michigan State University sophomore Nate Sherman…more…

*Sigh* Turns out my post about “using your Spring Break for good rather than evil” was all for naught.