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You know, I’m beginning to think freaks really do have more fun.

And apparently, have an easier time finding someone to marry.

This guy recently tied the knot. And his wife isn’t half bad. And apparently he did the choosing.

Is he rich? No (they call him a ‘herdsman’, and while I’m not up on my pastoral occupations, I’m gonna to take a flying leap and guess ‘herdsmen’ aren’t rollin’ in the Benjamins). Can he dunk? The article didn’t mention it.

What I do know is that he saved two dolphins by pulling plastic out of their stomachs with his “long arms”.

Eh. That’s one more good deed than the last guy I went out with.

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Wow, so just when I thought the “sister’s for life!” saga was over, the Delta Zeta ladies fight back.

Let’s recap … After the sketchy “disposal” of all the members considered “overweight,” “socially awkward” or “ugly,” Depauw University decided to expel the sorority’s chapter. And who could blame them, those national women are bitches.

However, these Delta Zetas apparently won’t go quietly … or at all for that matter. They hardcore sued the university claiming that they did not evict the sisters because of appearance, etc. Yeah, ok, I totally believe that.

To top it all off, they’re “accusing DePauw of breaking contracts, defaming the sorority and interfering with its business relationships.” AND they want a public apology with return to the greek system. Quite the demanding crew.

I’m not a big runner myself. I think I might have half jogged across the street the other day to avoid an oncoming car. But I am always inspired by those joggers who run everyday—weather it’s bright and sunny, or below zero and snowing. I would kill for a quarter their motivation.

Those of you who are runners should definitely keep your eyes peeled for Nike’s new iPod compatible N+ sneakers. The current N+ sneakers allow you to track your run— time, distance, and calories burned—with your iPod nano. Myself, I don’t think I’ll ever be that into my run. All I need is the pride for actually getting out there.

The details of what exactly is happening are vague. But the President and Chief Executive of Nike says the products will be out some time this year.

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As if Las Vegas isn’t already crazy enough, engadget.com reports talks of a giant, 50-foot robotic Michael Jackson in the works, that will stand tall and….well, as proud as Michael can be, before all of Sin City, and anyone who happens to be flying in an airplane above.

Complete with lasor beams and audience-controlled human cyborgs, apparently the “Jack-o-bot” will come to fruition if and only if MJ himself decides to put on a running show in Vegas.

I don’t know about you, but when I walk out of a casino at 4 in the morning drunk as a skunk, a frighteningly gigantic Michael Jackson hovering over me is exactly what I need to end the night.

This is one very, very “bad” idea. Get it? Bad.

What do you think about the “Jack-o-bot”?

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Spring is here. Time to pull out the bikini… or the muu-muu??? Our friends at TMZ.com caught the pink-ish popstar having a day at the beach. Kelly, even my grandmother wouldn’t be caught dead in that get-up.

It’s cracks me up how retarded guys are. Seriously. They think they’re such pros when it comes to bagging girls. As if, we’re all total idiots.

Anyway, to exemplify their constant need for pussy, I give you a list of rationale from CollegeHumor.com on how to cheat but not really cheat on spring break. I promise you’ll laugh.

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I’m really picky about my neck, arm and ear-wear. Anything that weighs me down isn’t cool, so I like to sport a few, light pieces. You know, just to give an outfit a little something — a splash of color, a touch of glimmer, a hint of culture …

Speaking of culture, this Spring ‘o7 fashion is all about it. Especially when it comes to jewelry. I’ve seen elephant pendants, golden dangly earrings and bright bracelets — all very African-esque if you will.

Of course I can always depend on UrbanOutfitters.com to give me a fab deal on the goods, but I was pleasantly surprised to find BananaRepublic.com had a lot to offer too.

Band of Gold Necklace $24     Cornicello Necklace $24

Safari Bracelets $18

Leaf Earring $34                         Hammered Teardrop Earring $26

Not only are all of these pretty pieces candy to my eyes, but they’re also light. Perrrrrfect.

Men and their blow jobs! It’s unbelievable. Now, please don’t get me confused with one that does not provide oral sex to the opposite sex, because I most certainly do—and I’d like to think (according to my boyfriend’s face and grunts of joy) that I’m pretty damn good at it. But…if women were so publicly in love and obsessed with having their va-jay-jays licked, as men are with their penises, I think the world would go into shock.

Blow jobs are everywhere. From the endless supply of how-to literature, and porno medleys of non-stop fellatio, to over-hearing boys talk about it in a passing conversation; how to give it, how they like it, and how they want, seems to be all men ever talk about. They go hand in hand, like “me and my buddy”. Introduced to one another as young as 14 or 15-years-old, the male species and dick-sucking have been inseparable ever since. If in the event blow jobs all of a sudden became illegal and completely unattainable, the world would not only go into shock, but probably crumble at the seams. I guess it still really is a man’s world. Ugh, don’t get me started on that!

Literature, such as iVillage’s “A Guy’s Guide to Gals on Giving Amazing Oral Sex,” is one of the many examples of how-to literature—which I find nothing wrong with. Hell, I’d love to learn some new tricks, but someone better be supplying my boyfriend with some new tricks too.

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