We have all been there at one time or another- staring mindlessly at that long list of questions, still warm from the xerox machine, clueless and stupified. Am-i-right???
“I mean, I wanted to study, really, but there was this party, and there was this guy, and one thing led to another and here I sit- I am totally screwed.”
Well don’t beat yourself up too bad. You are not alone. Scribd.com has put together a collection of exam answers from students just like yourself, that for one reason or another, just didn’t get around to studying. Take a look, this will make you feel better.
Whoa. This one looks a tad difficult. But with the right balance and coordination, I’m sure it could be totally hot. Cosmo, where-oh-where do you come up with this stuff?
Here’s how Cosmo says to do it:
Lie down on your back and pull your knees into your chest. Ask your guy to kneel in front of you, grabbing hold of your feet with his hands. Have him penetrate you, thrusting forward from his hips. Looking to add even more God-that’s-good action? Put your feet on his chest and have him hold on to your hips — it’ll give him extra control and let him plunge even farther.
Why Cosmo Thinks You’ll Love It:
You have to hand over the reins to him, but it’s worth it. For those who know the power of the G-spot, the deep, intense penetration will send you spinning. And there’s no reason he can’t be doing double duty. The G-Force is the perfect position for him to be inside you while using his hand to stimulate your clitoris. If you can surrender your on-top status, this is one position where the Force will be with you.
Cosmo Hint:
To keep him excited while he’s at work, give him a little visual perk. He’s perfectly positioned to watch your reactions, so don’t hold back with your facial expressions. Make sure you show him exactly how much you appreciate his multitasking.
Other than booze (obviously), we all tend to consume a large amount of high-calorie drinks that contribute to weight gain. Like those delish mocha lattes, Snapple Iced Teas and cokes. But I was shocked to discover that “about 21 percent of calories consumed by Americans over the age of 2 come from beverages.” Thanks to an article in the NY times , I now have come to terms with my drinking habits.
21 percent is a hell of a lot of calories just from drinks!
To be honest though, are liquid calories really that satisfying? I could drink something with a calorie count off the charts and still feel famished. So what’s the point of packing on the poundage with a few gulps?
You may think ”hold up, I’m cutting calories by choosing the healthier version of the drink,” but in actuality, you’re just adding more calories that could be avoided by drinking water. Take a look at the calorie count of a few common college drinks … even in their healthiest forms.
Grande Nonfat Latte from Starbucks, no whipped cream:
Where did this year go??? We are just a few weeks away from summer break and you know what that means- Time to get a J. O. B.. I don’t know about you, but my days of throwing on the green schmock at Starbucks are over.
You can take your double, venti, low-fat, half-cap, light on the drizzle, frap-a-whatever and shove it up your a@%!!!
I need a real job… something that excites me… something related to my future career – know what I’m sayin’???
Well if you do, Then Katie Couric Wants YOU! Katie and CBS News are offering a once in a lifetime opportunity to work directly with Ms. Couric and the CBS News Staff through a new internship program called Springboard.
“SPRINGBOARD invites aspiring print and broadcast journalists to provide a unique local perspective to a global topic, and submit the print or video result for consideration by the journalists of CBSNews.com and CBS News. CBSNews will post the best submissions online, and award one entrant with a summer internship at CBS News in New York City.”
SPRINGBOARD invites aspiring print and broadcast journalists to provide a unique local perspective to a global topic, and submit the print or video result for consideration by the journalists of CBSNews.com and CBS News.
SPRINGBOARD invites aspiring print and broadcast journalists to provide a unique local perspective to a global topic, and submit the print or video result for consideration by the journalists of CBSNews.com and CBS News.
So last night was the season finale of Dirt. And there was a little Friends reunion so to speak — ya know since Jen (who guest starred with some lesbian tendancies) and Court kissed. However, I definitely thought the lip-lock was a tad PG. First of all, it was very brief, but more importantly, no tongue?! I mean, that’s what all the hype was about?! I’m totally disappointed.
If you missed out on the lesbian-esque action, see it here.
Well, surprise surprise. It’s happened again. Yet another Laguna Beacher has made a boo-boo behind the wheel.
Remember Jessica Smith? In Season 1, she was Dieter’s gf, kind of a background player. But in Season 2, she was brought to the forefront, when she dated Jason, broke up with Jason, kissed Jason while he was dating Alex AND while he was dating Lauren “LC” Conrad, and then dated Cameron in Season 3. Yea. She got around.
Anyway, TMZ.com reports that Jessica was arrested on Monday for drunk driving. She was driving her Beetle, crashed into an Acura, and really hurt the people in both cars. Her bail was set at $100,000, which I’m sure was no problem for her family to handle. She’ll be back on the roads in no time.
And, to top it all off, she’s only 19.
Hmmm. If I remember correctly, the same thing happened to Jason, (who, in my opinion, lacked any sort of personality and wit for a reality TV character) and if I also remember correctly, it happened on more than one intoxicated occasion. I don’t know what’s going here, but when these lucky lads and lassies sign their “Laguna Beach” contracts, they should also sign away their rights to ever get behind a wheel. Ever. They’re always drunk, anyway.
I can’t wait to find out who gets the next DUI. Maybe it’ll be a kid from “The Hills.” Oh, the suspense!
Alright girls, we all do it. Strangely enough, I think less of us will admit to this than masturbation. More hands will rise when asked if they watch chick on chick porn than when asked if they do this. This is the sort of thing we really don’t want anyone to know about.
What’s this?
Soundtracking our sadness.
Yup. I’ve playlisted my pain more than I want to admit, and have walked in on friends doing it often. No matter who the perpetrator is, it always looks the same; sad figure lying languid on a bed, fully clothed, eyes leaking, while Rufus warbles or Iron and Wine whines or Kelly Clarkson cries. A sad scene made even sadder by the underscore.
Even those of us who don’t fancy ourselves drama queens have, once or twice, tearfully sat at our computer compiling a “Sad” mix and retreating back to our beds to moan over our handiwork. Come on, Love, admit it. Sometimes you download that song because you know, you know, it’s gonna come in handy the next time you need to have a good old fashioned cry. Read More »
There’s just something about that first week or two of spring that I associate with bright, fun colors and bold patterns. I always seem to want to wear EVERY new thing I own all at once just as soon as the temperature hits like 65 degrees. However, there’s no need to take another loan out just to pay for my crazy spring fashion habit…this sick dress from Forever 21 (that costs a mere $20) looks remarkably close to this PUCCI dress that sells for $1,230! I mean, come on…over a grand for a freaking dress?! I’ll stick with Forever 21.