Ah, Procrastination: How To Do It Best

April 4, 2007 7:32 pm     Posted in HaHa, Reality, Style  Candy -- NYU g+ page

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By Candy

Do you really want to write that paper on Proust?

Oh you’re sitting in the library with your scholarly glasses on, short skirt to impress the studious hotties, L.L. Bean tote filled with healthy snacks like 35 calorie clementines (I learned that from a lightweight rower. Those guys always have all the best diet tips…) but do you really want to be working? Come on, just surf for a little while…nobody will even know. It will still look like you’re being productive. You know you want to. It will feel so good.

Think outside the facebook too. That shit is passe. Plus you will look like such a creep-fest facebooking in the library.

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2 Comments on "Ah, Procrastination: How To Do It Best"

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