No More Excuses, Pervs!
Oh man, the last thing we need on college campuses is more creepy guys gawking at young voluptuous college co-eds. Unfortunately, thanks to a rumor started about a supposed study published by the New England Journal of Medicine; perverts may attempt to cite actual health reasons for staring at our boobs.
The study allegedly found that staring at women’s breasts for 10 minutes is “as healthy as a half hour in the gym.” It was said to be conducted over five years and the peeping Toms had “lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates (than) those who did not get their daily eyeful.” The research was supposedly conducted in Germany by a Dr. Karen Weatherby.
A great trick, I must say. Claim something was found and published in a study of a reputable journal and you might as well consider it gold.
But, alas, upon further research this “study” is just an urban myth. No such thing was ever published in the New England Journal of Medicine and no person named Karen Weatherby has conducted research even remotely related to this topic. My apologies to all the males who actually thought their drooling stares would somehow be beneficial in the long run.