The Perfect Solution for the Morning After Poos.

Finding a man at the bar is one of my favorite pastimes. I know what people think when they look at me leaving the party with yet another new man, but what can ya do? I love the chase…and the passion.

By Lauren

But even I have to admit the downsides to the ever-so-popular one night stand:

1. The period of time (about an hour) between returning home and ripping each other’s clothes off that is usually filled with obligatory and totally random conversation. You know, so no one feels like this is all about the sex….which we all know it is.

2. The awkward goodbye in the morning filled with clothing searches, phone number exchanges, and a long walk past the roommates.

3. Morning after poos.

Don’t even pretend that you don’t have ‘em. You know; the after-effects of beer, more beer, pizza, and booze. They are ugly, dirty, and very, very smelly. And if the boy sticks around long enough, someone is going to have one. And someone else is going to know.

Which is why I am totally obsessed with this fabulous new invention. This little toilet-seat-sent-from-heaven is the perfect solution to morning after poo’s. Or any bomb you have to drop with a cute man around.

Basically, this little guy sucks up the poopy smell as it happens (if you know what I mean) and cleans it. When the air finally hits the atmosphere, it smells like potpourri. Ok, not actually potpourri, but at least not poo-pourri.

No one will ever know you just dropped of the kids, which should make that morning after a tad less awkward. Now, if only the toilet seat could tell you what this kid’s name is.