Stuffing Your Face… For Sanjaya. Zzzzzzzzzzz.

fever.jpgIt was only a matter of time. American Idol has become more painful to watch than a novacaine-free root canal.

We cannot help but hunger for something, anything to keep the dream alive… or atleast our attention.

So as the hunger strike ends, let the gluttony begin.

Enter Kevin Johnson.

According to TMZ.com, this attention-starved media whore “has decided that he’s going to binge eat until Sanjaya wins the crown.”

Now, now, I know what your saying. This story is as tired as my grandmother nudging her tennisball-footed walker to the little girl’s room.

I hear you loud and clear and mad props back at’cha. But you gotta give it to Mr. Johnson. He claims his motive to be nothing more than a quest for fame. He lays it out on the level, and is pretty funny to look at while stuffing his face.

And unlike “J’ (aka Fat Ghandi) his video is proof that he not only talks the talk, but walks the walk as well.

Do we even care anymore?

The Beginning.

Four Days In.

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