The Hills’ LC Has A Secret…and it is HUGE (pun intended)

lauren-conrad-08310602.jpgIt is snowing in April, which can mean one of two things:

1. Michigan weather sucks

2. Christmas came early this year

On any normal snowy April day in Michigan, I would guess the former. But, seeing as I found this nugget of goodness on the internet this morning, I think Santa is in town!!

Now, don’t get me wrong. Besides her horrible taste in men (Brody Jenner, Jason, that other annoying dude from the first season of Laguna) I think Lauren is a fabulous girl; she wears great clothes, carries amazing bags, and is much cuter than her little sister with the monster chin.

That doesn’t mean that I don’t chuckle at the idea of her having sex on video and showing off her infamously famous (apparently) giant labia.

Maybe that’s why she’s always wearing long skirts. I mean, that would be really embarrassing if one of them just happened to roll out during class. Or, even worse, at a Vogue fashion show.

In fact, maybe those giant lips of hers are the reason for all of LC’s problems. Maybe Heidi couldn’t stand being seen with LC at the pool with her junk falling out of her bikini bottom. And maybe Brody hooked up with her ugly friend because at least she doesn’t have giant elephant ears between her legs. And perhaps she’s popping all that Adderal because she can’t stop thinking about that vaginaplasty she has to save up for?

Oh L.C. I love you even more with your little imperfections. Especially because yours make my small boobs and patches of cellulite seem so trivial.

7 Comments on "The Hills’ LC Has A Secret…and it is HUGE (pun intended)"

  1. Beth says:
    Mon, 9th Apr 200711:50 am 

    that poor girl…

  2. jillypax says:
    Fri, 11th May 20077:27 pm 

    Why does our culture HATE the female genitalia??? The more package on a guy, the better, yet chicks’ stuff needs to be barely noticable. The large-lipped should be celebrated!! You tellin’ me a hot girl like Angelina with that huge pucker ain’t sportin’ a XL set o’ clams down there?? Puhleeze. Stop fearing the labia. I’m glad LC’s got a nice pair. And when she finally sleeps with someone who’s not a douche, he or she will be glad she’s got ‘em, too.

  3. Me-Mo says:
    Sun, 30th Mar 20082:14 pm 

    I LOOOOVVVEEEEE large labia ! When I slide a girl’s

    panties down and I can see her lovely lips hanging down through the slit in her mound,I feel like I’m in Heaven.The more lips she has the happier I am.

    I love to lick and suck those lips,and if I’m lucky her clit will be huge too.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm.I LOVE IT !!!

    If you need someone to treat your “Coochie Lips”

    the way they need,all you got to do is call me !!!

    See the email,use it.

  4. Love Em says:
    Thu, 11th Jun 200912:14 pm 

    WOW. I’m so hot and bothered by this!!! For me, there isn’t much in this world sexier besides a lovely (and very pronounced) set of inner labia. Can’t wait to see this!

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