The Hills’ LC Has A Secret…and it is HUGE (pun intended)

It is snowing in April, which can mean one of two things:

1. Michigan weather sucks

2. Christmas came early this year

On any normal snowy April day in Michigan, I would guess the former. But, seeing as I found this nugget of goodness on the internet this morning, I think Santa is in town!!

Now, don’t get me wrong. Besides her horrible taste in men (Brody Jenner, Jason, that other annoying dude from the first season of Laguna) I think Lauren is a fabulous girl; she wears great clothes, carries amazing bags, and is much cuter than her little sister with the monster chin.

That doesn’t mean that I don’t chuckle at the idea of her having sex on video and showing off her infamously famous (apparently) giant labia.

Maybe that’s why she’s always wearing long skirts. I mean, that would be really embarrassing if one of them just happened to roll out during class. Or, even worse, at a Vogue fashion show.

In fact, maybe those giant lips of hers are the reason for all of LC’s problems. Maybe Heidi couldn’t stand being seen with LC at the pool with her junk falling out of her bikini bottom. And maybe Brody hooked up with her ugly friend because at least she doesn’t have giant elephant ears between her legs. And perhaps she’s popping all that Adderal because she can’t stop thinking about that vaginaplasty she has to save up for?

Oh L.C. I love you even more with your little imperfections. Especially because yours make my small boobs and patches of cellulite seem so trivial.