Douchebag alert.

The Hills has just given me another reason to hate it.

Apparently this guy, aside from “allegedly” making that sex tape with Lauren “Miss Vapid” Conrad herself, is a homophobe and racist.

Or just pretends to be when he’s drunk.

Honestly, this dude deserves a few good punches to the face. Who grows up to become such a waste of space that they do nothing but get arrested over and over and make “alleged” sex tapes on their off hours? This is the type of person we put on TV? He’s not even good looking (um, those eyebrows?), and from what I remember from the few times I tried to force myself to watch the show, he doesn’t DO anything. I think maybe he just played golf and made Lauren cry for the entire season.

Just throw the dude in jail.

Let’s see him pop his collar in there.