The Real World: Las Vaguely Stupid

I think I had a nightmare like this once.

By Jess

Seven strangers were living in a fantastic penthouse. But nobody did anything. Besides drink. And bitch. And throw shoes. And lose perspective on everything important that went on in the world.And then those strangers were kicked out of said penthouse. BUT CAME BACK FIVE YEARS LATER.

God. MTV would bring back the sluttiest season of the Real World.

The season full of That – Annoying – Roommate – Who’s – Hot – But – Who – Ruins – Their – Hotness – By – Being – Heart – Stoppingly – Annoying.

I can’t even remember what their “job” was that season. Did they work at a bar? Or just spend so much time there it became their unofficial occupation?

One of them was a go-go dancer with no self-esteem, right? And everyone was hooking up with everyone? And they all smoked cigarettes and yelled at each other? And lifted weights? Right?!

What a great bunch of people to give an extra 15 minutes of fame.