You Strip Tease, You

If this recent cold snap has gotten you feeling all cold, pasty, and not at all like a sexpot, maybe it’s time to install some new hardwear in that dorm of yours.

By Candy

You heard me, this pole isn’t for Festivus, it’s for stripping. Now don’t look so shocked. It’s a fabulous for the old bod. Kate Moss, Pamela Anderson, and Teri Hatcher all swear by the pole dance and Carmen Electra has those hot strip aerobics workout DVDs you’ve surely seen in your local Blockbuster. Why shouldn’t you take up this sexy little hobby?

Pole dancing improves core strength, flexibility, muscle definition, not to mention amping your confidence. If you feel comfortable writhing on a pole, you won’t think anything of strutting into a frat. Granted installing a pole for gyrating could be a little awkward if you have a roommate, but if you have a single…well, you would be stupid not to do it.

Can you imagine how completely pimp it would be if the next time you brought some lucky boy back to your dorm, you opened the door to reveal a shiny chrome pole?It would be epic.

So what if you don’t know how to dance like Pamela? Neither do I. Good thing this kit has an instructional dance move guide to get you started, not to mention a…. “sexy dance garter with 100 dance dollars for when you get going!!” What the hell are dance dollars? I’m thinking Monopoly money with naked pictures instead of a monocled munchkin.

Fake money aside, you gotta admit this is a good investment especially if you’re behind on tutition. You could be running a nice little side gig between classes, making dough in small bills to spend on overpriced textbooks or just wasting it on Starbucks. So it’s time to head over to www.peekaboousa.com with $120 handy.

The kit includes:

- 3 piece chrome pole

- Instructional guide with dance moves

- Instructional DVD

- Peekaboo Sexy Garter

- 100 Peekaboo Dance Dollars

I’m definitely considering buying this…I could really go for some more abdominal tone without the monotony of more sit-ups, plus my guy would worship me. You’ve got to admit, it’s a pretty sweet deal.