Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood? Pukesville.

April 17, 2007 - 11:22 am By Jess - NYU

You know, I have to say, I never liked the guy. I always thought he was a geek hiding behind weird songs and freaky clothing. No matter what he did, he could never convince me that he was anything less than lame.

Thanks to this article, I have recently changed my stance.

I no longer think Marilyn Manson is lame. I think he’s SUPER FANTASTICALLY LAME.

The man/boy/Lipsticked Wonder recently left his pretty and age appropriate wife for a girl who is almost twenty-five years younger. Yup. Seemingly normal Evan Rachel Wood is currently getting cozy with the guy, allowing him to not feel his age—which is 38—in case you were wondering. “She likes the same things as me.” Manson recently told some French magazine, “She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn.”

Ugh. Please. This guy takes himself so seriously it makes me want to puke. Almost as much as picturing him naked.

Evan, Rachel, whatever people are calling you these days, wake up and smell the pasty white face make-up! He’s a loser with a huge head. You can do better.

What do you think about this unlikely pairing?

DOPPELHERZ says:
Thu, 13th Sep 20078:13 pm

I’M GLAD THOSE TWO ARE TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY’RE TRULY HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER!MANSON DESERVES TO BE HAPPY!RACHEL BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE AFTER THAT TRAMP DITA KILLED HIM!RACHEL TREATS HIM LIKE A REAL MAN!DITA NEVER DID.MANSON CAN BE FREE,AND RELAXED WITH RACHEL-HE COULDN’T BE WITH THAT LOSER DITA.RELATIONSHIPS SHOULD BE BASED ON THE TRUE FEELINGS TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER THAT ARE POSITIVE.NOT BASED ON WHAT THE OTHER PERSON CAN DO FOR ME,OR WHEN I HAVE ENOUGH OF MANSONS FANS SUPPORTING ME-I’LL DIVORCE HIM.DITA,AND MANSONS MARRIAGE WAS A MOCKERY BECAUSE OF THAT TRASH DITA!RACHEL,AND MANSONS RELATIONSHIP IS THE TRUTH!THE BEST OF LUCK TO THEM BOTH FOREVER!

elisa says:
Sat, 19th Jul 20082:43 am

who ever wrote this article is a stupid bitch

Marilyn Manson is fucking kick ass

any women would be lucky to have him

we all know he is not your typicical male

but hes wierd and i love it