ReCap: The Bachelor

girls_week4-1.jpgThis season of The Bachelor is no disappointment. Andy, while Ken-doll cute, is just a touch dull. Luckily, as a doctor, he knows that alcohol is the cure for a lack of personality. I just hope he doesn’t drink like he does on the show before he operates. The girls, as always, are toothy, tube-topped lovelies, trying to make light of the fact that they’re participating in a televised brothel.

Anyway, I really feel for the girls, especially when the producers of the show make them go on outdoor dates at night– they always look so cold! Poor Peyton and Tessa were shrinking under their pashminas on that aircraft carrier. So much for romance– Andy’s only got two arms, and one of them has to hold the booze.

If I leared anything from last night’s episode, it is that openness and honesty are the keys to a functioning relationship with a man who is dating 12 other women on national television. My rose goes to Kate, who not only has an impressive head of hair but a sense of humor (intentional or unintentional?) about the situation. My greatest wish is for her and dandy Andy to have some “affectionate time” together. We’ll just have to wait until next week…

One Comment on "ReCap: The Bachelor"

  1. Jackie says:
    Wed, 18th Apr 200710:51 am 

    Watching Kate try to uncork the champagne bottle was quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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