Dr. Corey Feldman, At Your Service

Whenever I need a pointer, be it relationship advice, a homework tip, where to find the perfect winter cardigan, etc, I usually go to my friends, family or a nice self-help guide.

By CC Staff

Sometimes, however, the feedback just isn’t good enough. I’m not getting what I need. I think to myself, “Man, I wish some one like Corey Feldman or Corey Haim could answer my all of burning life questions.”

I don’t need to dream anymore. Thanks to MSN.com, both Corey Feldman AND Corey Haim will be manning their own advice column! SWEET! I mean, who better to dish out solutions to your everyday problems than two guys who were famous in the ’80′s for making like thirty movies together, had awesome hair, wicked drug problems, and turned to soft core porn in the nineties, in hopes of putting that certain shine back into their stars?

I am DEFINITELY submitting a personal question to these two crazy Corey’s. If I’m one of the lucky ones who receives a response, I will post it immediately.

Who’s Your Favorite Corey?

To reaquaint yourselves with the Corey’s before trusting them with with your deepest, darkest secrets, go to Feldman’s hot, new official website (complete with his own personal greeting!) and Haim’s official website. Is it just me, or are their websites eerily similar? I can just see them in their two-bedroom apartment, creating their websites together, saying stuff like, “Corey, dude – you GOTTA mention The Goonies more.” And t

Coreyography is right; Haimster and Feldog for life!