I Think My Office Boyfriend Left Me For Renée Zellweger

My heart just sank.

By CC Staff

Jim from The Office and Renée Zellweger? My Jim? How can this be?

The sarcastic, quick-witted, floppy-haired, big-smiled Jim, I realize, is just a fictional character in one of my favorite TV shows. But John Krasinski still one tall drink of water in real life, and he’s making a football new movie called Leatherheads.

Now, In Touch Weekly and whole spew of gossip blogs have reported that he’s hooking up with co-star Zellweger. It’s just because they both have confusing last names. Yep. Gotta be the reason.

While I don’t have anything against Renée – she is amazing at losing weight and she was awesome in Empire Records, Bridget Jones, and Jerry Maguire – she just doesn’t seem to possess the humor and playfulness Jim (I mean John) needs in a woman! You know who does? ME.

Why can’t she get back with Leatherheads’ director and star, George Clooney? They used to date before she married funny-looking Kenny Chesney, and were said to be on-again, off-again after the divorce. Well….go back to on-again, missy. Jim (I mean John) is MINE.

Well…Thursday nights from 8:30 to 9PM, anyway.