It’s Everybody’s Fault But Alec’s.

195818pvxt_w1.jpgI am pissed at Alec Baldwin. Despite calling his daughter “a rude, thoughtless, little pig” in the now infamously inexcuseable and abusive phone message released by TMZ last week, he forced me to watch the View this morning.

I f@$&ing hate the View and more specifically Rosie O’Donnell, but I am a big fan of Alec as Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock and was certain he would use this opportunity to take some responsibilty for his ridiculous tirade and show the world he is deserving of atleast a tiny bit of compassion. How wrong was I?

Acting as the meat in the middle of a Rosie-WaWa sandwich, Alec spent 20 minutes placing the blame on everyone possible but himself. He cited the guy that released the tape as being a miserable human being who exploited Alec’s dark moment only because he himself had a closet full of deep dark secrets. He then went on to bash all the members of the tabloid media as being evil people with broken souls. And if any one person deserves the blunt of the blame, it is not himself, but rather his unfit, emotionally troubled ex-wife.

Was Alec Baldwin’s apology sincere?

Come’on Alec. Yes your points are valid, but very inappropriate. This was the perfect opportunity for you to just say you are sorry, that you love you daughter more than anything and that you will never be able to forgive yourself for misdirecting your anger at her when you meant it for your wife.

You blew it. Jack Donaghy or not, Alec Baldwin, you are a first class ass.

4 Comments on "It’s Everybody’s Fault But Alec’s."

  1. Maria says:
    Fri, 27th Apr 20072:07 pm 

    wow! is alec baldwin really that fat?

  2. beef says:
    Fri, 27th Apr 20075:40 pm 

    no…its worth1000-photoshopped

  3. Janet Buttimer says:
    Mon, 7th May 20075:55 pm 

    Look at him. You know he’s gotta stink, be sweaty, and can really fill up (and clog) a toilet. And I thought Aretha Franklin held that crown.

    The term “dingleberries” also comes to mind for some reason.

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