Nipple Control

I don’t know what it is these days with celebrities flashing their naughty parts. It’s definitely become a trend, being as acceptable as it is, and it’s not attractive at all.

By Candy

I know I may sound old fashioned, but for the love of God, pick your straps back up and put on some underwear. The only people you’re actually impressing are creepy guys who sit in their rooms playing with themselves while they stare at your crotch as you “unknowlingly” reveal your flower when getting out of your Beemer. HAHA – flower!

Let’s use Britney as an example. Britney has recently been caught bearing her nips, and she’s also trying to bring her sexy back. I say she starts a new, nipple-free trend, but one that is still fashionable, yet controversial and revealing.

That’s where Bristol6 Nippies come in. It’s where fashion meets nipple.

This site contains dozens upon dozens of stylin’ prints, patterns and colors for nipples of all shapes and sizes. The average pair costs $15, and you can even find some water-proof ones, ready for the summer and the perfect “boob tan.” These nippies have been featured in Cosmo, Elle and on fashion runways everywhere. They’re actually kinda hot!

I think, if you’re gonna go bra-less like Britney, these sexy, sticky accessories are the way to go. At least they leave something to the imagination in a world where everything is just so….out there. She could even be the spokesperson and start a new trend!

I need to get a hold of her manager and pitch my nippie idea….oh, wait. She doesn’t have one.