Whenever I need a pointer, be it relationship advice, a homework tip, where to find the perfect winter cardigan, etc, I usually go to my friends, family or a nice self-help guide.
Sometimes, however, the feedback just isn’t good enough. I’m not getting what I need. I think to myself, “Man, I wish some one like Corey Feldman or Corey Haim could answer my all of burning life questions.”
I don’t need to dream anymore. Thanks to MSN.com, both Corey Feldman AND Corey Haim will be manning their own advice column! SWEET! I mean, who better to dish out solutions to your everyday problems than two guys who were famous in the ’80′s for making like thirty movies together, had awesome hair, wicked drug problems, and turned to soft core porn in the nineties, in hopes of putting that certain shine back into their stars?
I am DEFINITELY submitting a personal question to these two crazy Corey’s. If I’m one of the lucky ones who receives a response, I will post it immediately.
Us ladies know a few things about strawberry daiquiris: they’re pretty, they’re sugary, and they’re awesome. And even though they’re not diet-friendly, we drink them anyway, with an excuse like, “Oh, it’s a drink, it’s not real food.” And then your skinny-ass friends roll their eyes, and you get paranoid and worried about gaining five pounds.
Well, here’s some new info for the next time you need an excuse to sip a fruity, frozen cocktail. According to Dailymail.uk.com, daiquiris are not only full of yummy goodness, but they’re also full of anti-oxidants and properties that help get ride of cancer, arthritis, and heart disease-fighting molecules!
For centuries, scientists have been saying that strawberries are good for the body – they fight off liver disease, heart disease and high cholesterol among lots of other things – and with the help of a little (or a lot – depending on how strong you like your drinks) alcohol absorbed by the berry, he or she who drinks a daiquiri is less prone to disease. The same goes for the blueberry.
Come one, come all. Revel in the power of the vagina! Fear the power of the penis!
This absolutely amazing YouTube video has been getting lots of attention, and not just because it’s a public access sex show hosted by Alexiss Tylor and her mother, (“bend her like a pretzal” and “hit her from the back” are not phrases a mother should hear) but because she has quite a unique, no-fuss way of explaining her theories on the frightening power of male genitalia and the affect men’s goods have on our “lonely, cold vaginas”.
Listen for Tylor’s deep insights, such as “If you really wanna earn your man, you need to learn your man.” Tylor also points out that many women need to have orgasms so badly, that they use their “Jack Rabbits” under the desk at work. Oops….my secret’s out!
The best part of the video is when Tylor repremands men who serve women “a side of penis” but won’t take them out to Long John Silver’s for some shrimp. What?!? No romantic rendez-vous at Long John Silver’s?!? You men make me sick.
If we learn anything from this video, it’s that “All penises are not created equal.” Oh, our forefathers would be so proud.
A few minutes ago, I came across something so baffling, so mind-boggling, that I couldn’t keep my findings to myself.
Over the past few months, a trend unbeknownst to me has been growing involving men and high heels. Or to be more specific, men in high heels. Straight men. Straight men in high heels. Now, I’m all about gender-bending. Take David Bowie for example – now there’s a man who can rock some platforms and a leotard and still be sexy. But stilettos? Are you kidding me?
I found this article on StyleBites and decided to dig deeper into this strange phenomenon myself. There are many websites dedicated to these so-called “meels,” that go nicely with a pair of “meggings.” On a Style.com fashion forum, one man said:
My friends and I have sought to incorporate high heels as an acceptable accessory to different types of men’s styles. It’s not fetish and it’s not high fashion and we are heterosexual. It’s a paradox now, like men wearing earrings and long hair used to be. We know it’s different, but believe that the overall image can be projected with good taste (even if not high fashion).
I’ve never been a huge fan of hard rock. Sure, there are my vicious, ‘fuck you’ tracks that I throw on when I can’t think of a better way to vent my anger—Disorder from System of a Down, Killing In The Name Of by Rage Against the Machine are just a couple on this list.
One group that I do love all the time, any time though is Nine Inch Nails. Trent Reznor makes me want to melt into a pile of goo when I hear his voice. Do you remember that song Closer? I literally almost slide off my chair every time I hear it. No, no Trent, I was to fuck you like an animal. Rrrar!
After a few years absence, NIN is back with a vengeance. Officially the album came out April 18, but if you are an uber-fan (or possibly a little crazy) tracks from Year Zero have been appearing in bathroom stalls across the globe for quite some time. Huh? Read More »
It’s been a tough week and I’m sure many of us are ready to stop thinking, talking and hearing about the Virgina Tech shooting and Cho Seung-Hui. But I, along with many other college students nationwide, feel that it’s really necessary to display our continued support and sympathy for at least one more day.
If you haven’t gotten the memo already, tomorrow has been declared “Orange and Maroon Effect Day” and alllll students are being asked to sport Hokie colors. Tons of Facebook groups promoting the orange and maroon-wear have tallied thousands of college kids who promise to don VTech threads Friday.
So whip out some orange and maroon tomorrow. Not only will getting dressed after a Thursday night of drinking be made that much simpler, but you’ll also be making an serious statement.
I can’t help but notice that Kirsten Dunst is not on our good side lately. By “our” I mean the tabloids, the gossip hounds, the audiences, the critics, and basically everyone on the planet in general.
When I was growing up, Kirsten Dunst was the envy of every little girl, because she got to kiss Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire. Then, we all hated her because apparently she commented on not liking the kiss. But she was like, ten, and he was like, thirty, so I guess in a way, it’s good that she didn’t like it and described it as “yuck.” But then again, it’s Brad Pitt. Who wouldn’t like kissing Brad Pitt? I would! But, whatever.
THEN, Kirsten fell off the big screen for a while. No big deal. We got over it, but in the back of our minds we were like, “Hey, where did that creepy girl who kissed Brad Pitt go?” She did some random movies here and there, including a made-for-TV-movie, Fifteen and Pregnant, which now I really want to rent. That’s gotta be a winner.
But when she came back for Bring It On in 2000, she was totally popular and cute and accepted – the next big thing! That movie was likened to Clueless, and she was likened to Cher Horowitz. Although in my opinion, Clueless and Cher Horowitz can never be replaced, as it’s the true classic girl flick. Read More »
One of the big trends on the Spring runways was neon, like this hot pink mini-dress from Emanuel Ungaro or this colorful ensemble from Dsquared. If you would feel a little awkward and completely inappropriate wearing these outfits to class on Monday morning, you’re not alone. The key to neon is moderation, you don’t want to be channeling the 80s too heavily. It was a good decade for sure, but sometimes you just have to let go.
If you just want to dip your toe into the neon pool, slip on a pair of these patent flats by BC for $38 from Urban Outfitters.
So I’m one of the few girls who has yet to own a Razr. I’ve still got an old school fatty with a short antena. I know! I need to get with it. But splurging for a skinny cell piece hasn’t always been on the top of my to-do list.
Well today must be my lucky day because I discovered a way to get a free Razr. No it doesn’t involve anything dirty or sketchy. This is legit.
Terms vary per wireless company, but basically if you create a new account at Verizon, Cingular, Sprint T-Mobile or Alltel, you’ll get a pretty Razr for FREE! So if you’re someone who’s looking to switch from say Cingular to Verizon, today might be the day to do.
Also, very important, this is only a 24 hour sale. It ends tonight at midnight.
We all use ‘em. You may not admit it, but you do. Don’t worry; I won’t tell.
Yet, considering how many are sold in the world every year (like a bajillion), there are very few women who actually know their history. I was quite curious to discover the origins of my favorite piece of technology (yes, I love it more than my iPOD) so I did a little research.
Turns out, the vibrator has a long and interesting history.
Back in the early 1800’s, doctors discovered that hysteria in women could be treated by increasing blood flow from the uterus to the brain. Their tactic? Bringing women to orgasm…by hand.
Well, shockingly, the doctors got pretty popular. Apparently hysteria was spreading. The doctors got quite tired “treating” the women, so some invented a machine that would do all the work for them. Thus, the vibrator was born.
When the 1900’s rolled around, entrepreneurs realized the potentially huge market for handheld vibrators. Women suffering from hysteria (or from inexperienced lovers…like most of the boys I’ve met in college) could save a lot of money treating themselves at home versus seeing their doctor weekly.
In 1902, the vibrator was only the fifth take home appliance ever invented. The sewing machine came before it. The iron came after. In fact, the vibrator was the catalyst to the creation of the small electric motor used in most small appliances today. Had women not had the urge to pleasure themselves, we may have never had blenders! Read More »