Sex Supplies for Your “Goodie Drawer”

If you’re a scholar of Sex and the City like myself, you will automatically get the reference in the title. “Ah yes,” you will muse thoughtfully, “A goodie drawer.” This musing will be immediately followed by a naughty grin.

By CC Staff

But, gasp, what if you don’t have such a drawer, a secret little niche of emergency condoms, astroglide, and perhaps a little vibe action? Don’t fret if you don’t have any of the crazy stuff (Come on, does anybody really need nipple clamps? Won’t pinching or perhaps a little nipping do the trick?) but you should at least have an assortment of condoms on hand. Guys can be forgetful oafs sometimes.

So if your goodie drawer is either non-existant, then today is the first day of the rest of your life. Point your browser to Babeland, the most non-sketchy sex toy superstore out there and start stocking up so you can start getting down in style.

The best part is that you don’t even have to endure the extreme awkwardness of comparing the benefits of Vibrator A to Vibrator B while some doting clerk looks on. Don’t know where to start? I’ve compiled you a little shopping list.

1. Condoms (duh). Although pretty much any old condom will do (not expired, ruined in hot weather, or made of lambskin unless you have latex allergies) why settle for Trojans when you could have so much more? Check out these adorable rubbers from Birds ‘N Bees. They are shaped with extra room at the head of the penis for more sensation where it matters most, plus the green pre-lubricated latex sheath is textured with bumps and ribs for added sensation. Um, yes. You can pick up 12 for $12.

2. Lube. This stuff is essential for quickies when you don’t have time to get all hot and bothered. It just makes the sex so much better. I’m personally addicted to Pink Lube, it’s a silicone based lube which comes in a sophisticated Italian glass bottle, both elegant and discreet. You could put this stuff on your nightstand and it would just look like perfume. $15 will get you 3.3 oz, a worthwhile investment.

3. For reading that is way more fun than your Econ textbook, check out Nerve’s Position of the Day Playbook. You can up your sexual quotient along with your IQ reading this hip and hilarious Kama-Sutra inspired book created by the smart, sexy folks at Nerve.com. Every day of the year features a different position; plus difficulty ratings, how many calories you can burn, and a place for notes. This jem will only set you back $12.95.

4. Vibe. Although all the bells and whistles of the Rabbit are fantastic, I like the Freshman. It’s simple, pink, and a great size for beginners (7″ x 1-3/8″) . It’s a penis-shaped, vibrating jelly delight. The ridges resemble veins, but are pronounced enough to feel inside. Its cute, pudgy proportions keep it at the top of Babeland’s best seller list, tons of women give this baby five stars.

5. Crop. This will give you major style points. I’m currently dropping hints to my guy about a possible Babeland gift certificate for my upcoming birthday and I’ve been eyeing this little number. There’s just something about owning a riding crop that says that you have balls, in good way. This Heart Crop has a flexible shaft that bends easily, allowing you to adjust the level of sensation from tingly to intense. Bonus points if you make your boy call you Madame while you spank him. It’s worth the $30, I mean, just look at it!