In a previous blog about 40 mistakes guys make in the bedroom a list found on Scribd.com was brought to the attention of many female college students and readers.The list was pretty much dead-on about the many traumatic errors men make between the sheets, so much so that I just couldn’t bare to let this one go without another crack at it–a deeper, more detailed one.
I’ve been showing the article to numerous friends and acquaintances, as to get a broader opinion on the whole thing, and I’ve stumbled upon some interesting feedback from my fellow female colleagues and sexual savants.
Here I have listed what I have found to be the most tragically common sexual faux-pas, that college girls like ourselves often play victim to, and added some commentary that I think you’ll enjoy.
The following are in no particular order or scale (from most offensive to least). They all pretty much suck – so avoid, at all costs, any guy that makes a habit out of the following faux-pas.
• Not Kissing – when a guy goes strait for the O-Zone (not necessarily an “O-Zone” for us, but rather a device in providing an easily attainable “O” for them—bastards!) it doesn’t make a girl…how do I say this nicely?—wet! It makes us feel like Julia Roberts in pretty women, pre-falling madly in love with Richard Gear—not cool.
• Not Shaving – and I’m not just talking about the prickly shards of hair that protrude from a man’s face by 5p.m., and often cause irritating rashes—wherever they may arise. Men must also be clean shaven down below, especially if they are going to expect the same courtesy from us. No one (male or female) needs to be “flossing” while performing down unda’.
• Ignoring Her Other Body Parts – we ladies, I believe, have 7 erogenous zones, according to Monica Gellar. Yet men tend to pay attention to only 3—and barely. The twins and the other, most important sista’, are what men seem to focus on most; but as most ladies know, we love and adore having every inch of our bodies touched, caressed and sexually teased.
• Attacking the Clitoris – some guys just do NOT know what they are doing down there. Pressure is good, but only if given in the right amounts. Head-butting the clit will not bring about any orgasmic outcome whatsoever—am I wrong?
• Going Too Fast – not “going” as in coming too quickly—although trust me, that will be addressed—but as in thrusting like a wild horse with its ball in a harness. No need! While I, like I’m sure many, enjoy a “heavy-hitter” every now and again, it’s always more enjoyable when started off slow and deep. Ugh! Just thinking about it makes me quiver.
• Coming Too Soon – in the words of Missy Elliot, “I don’t want no minute man.” Enough said.
• Not Coming Soon Enough – I know, I know—now I’m just being picky, but it’s true. After being pounded out for 90 minutes and only peaking…umm once or maybe even not at all, I’ve had enough. Be done with already, will you!?
• Not Warning Her Before You Cum – it may be just me, although I highly doubt it, but no one enjoys a surprise mouthful or even worse a “money shot.” We would all appreciate a little warning, thank you very much.
• Attempting Anal Sex and Pretending it was an Accident – I don’t think so—it doesn’t fly with me, as I’m sure it doesn’t fly with many other ladies. Always a big no-no.
• Not Caring Whether She Comes – this is the most crucial and the most offensive mistake of all. If he doesn’t care enough to please you then he ain’t worth diddly-squat. Cut his ass off so fast, that even at his worst (and quickest) it makes him look good.
To see the rest of men’s 40 worst mistakes in bed, again, click here.

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I can’t stop laughing at the phrase “Head-butting the clit”
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