Dear Britney, Please Wait until You Can Make a Real Comeback!

Yes, you made it out of rehab … all 30 days of it! And, you shaved your head in a proclamation of rebellion … or just some weird publicity stunt that backfired and left you with the need to wear a different wig every day.

By Abby

But seriously, wait until you truly have your life back on track to try and stage a comeback. Please.

I write this desperate plea to Brit Brit after reading the details of her second “comeback” performance on perezhilton.com. It took place at the House of Blues in Anaheim and was a whole 15 minutes long. She basically lip-synched some of her old stuff and danced around. That really does not sound like a comeback to me. Remember Mariah Carey’s comeback after Glitter? Now that was a real comeback.

Apparently, the crowd wasn’t too pleased with Ms. Spear’s performance either, and Perez also reports that “Somebody threw a Marshmallow-sized object at Britney during her last song and it nearly hit her. Her bodyguard got pissed and whisked her off the stage.”

If you ask me, that is not the way the former queen of pop’s first performance after three years should be going. And she isn’t helping matters either. Brit thought it would be funny to make fun of her stint in rehab and did the “cocaine move” aka putting her finger to her nose pretending she did a line of coke. To make matters worse, it was during the song Toxic and the words “I need a hit, baby give me it.”

Really classy Britney. I’m sure your former Mouseketeer buddies are so proud! I do commend you on getting your old body back– pre-baby and K-Fed. But, in terms of your music career, chill out until you actually have new songs and are ready to put on a real concert again … not 15 minutes of fake singing.