Barcelona was so 2006. Anyone who’s anything knows 2007 is all about the Clink. Just ask Paris Hilton. According to TMZ.com, Ms. Hilton will be spending 45 days this Summer in the Century Regional Detention Facility in beautiful Lynwood, California.
Beginning June 5th, the lovely Paris will forgo Summer abroad for a Summer behind bars.
Orange is the new black when it comes to jumpsuits. Whether or not she will spend a single day behind bars remains to be seen.
But if the LA County DA has anything to say about it, be careful how you handle your soap Ms. Hilton. There will be no longer be any paparazzi to cover your ass.
Will Paris Go To Jail?
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Does this mean she won’t be able to shave her vaginal areas anymore while imprisoned?
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