College Candy

Last night, as I went through my post-Cinco de Mayo hangover process, my margarita-filled weekend came to an end with another episode of Entourage. In between refilling my glass of ice water and ten minute intervals between bathroom trips, I learned that things are definitely getting exciting with the boys.

After a day at the horse races, Drama falls in love with one of the horses, and although his particular horse failed to take first place, he falls in love with it and buys it off of the trainer in fear the horse will be taken to the glue factory. Hmmm…in love with a horse? That reminds me….Just kidding.

The horse is hauled back to the casa and ends up running out the gates. Definitely too much responsibility for these guys. Drama gives the horse away as a gift to his TV director, Ed Burns, whose daughter is more than happy to take the horse off his hands. Whatever! I love animals, but if someone dropped off a horse on my front lawn and said, “Look what I bought! It’s for YOU!” I would be pretty pissed to say the least. But I don’t even have a front lawn, so I guess I have nothing to worry about.

Meanwhile, it’s Yom Kippur for the Gold household. Ari and his family are spending the day at synogogue when he gets word that the movie Vince has been dying to land for two years might be back on. But there’s only one problem – Ari is no longer Vince’s agent, and Amanda, his new agent, refuses to believe that the movie is possible. The episode is all about Ari trying to get Vince on board, Amanda to help out, and avoiding his wife who won’t let him talk on his beloved cell phone on a holy day. You gotta hand it to him; he’s one hell of a multi-tasker.

In the end, the movie is a no-go. The head of the project backs out. Vince comes to the conclusion that Amanda has been so hesitant about the movie because she wanted him all to herself instead of sending him off to anothery country to shoot for six months. After realizing that Amanda is actually a better and more caring agent than he thought, and isn’t some love-struck puppy, he feels like an idiot. Only, it’s too late. She leaves him at the restaurant and says that “it’s time to say goodbye,” which can only mean that she’s dumping him as not only a sex buddy, but as a client.

Next week, the movie is once again back on. Geez, will they just start making it already? It’s getting annoying, this back and forth thing. And will Vince just re-hire Ari again? He obviously wants to. Why are they playing these stupid games? Ugh! I’m so aggrivated. I think it’s my hangover talking. Note to self: next Cinco de Mayo, no margaritas.

Yea, right.