Color for Your Hair…Down There?!

Kids, the year is 2007. Lindsay’s doing blow on camera, Paris is going to jail and people are actually dying their own pubic hair. Personally, I know very few people who even keep their pubic hair anymore but this product from Betty Beauty is anything but ordinary.

By CC Staff

According to the website, the founder was in Rome and saw a hairstylist slyly slip a bag of a little extra hair dye to a woman and whisper “Per sotto, per farli combaciare” which translates to “for the hair down there…to make it match.” After reading the story, I figured that this would appeal most to someone who might be going grey down there (mental image of the Sex and the City episode where Samantha dyes her pubes and they end up orange) so I decided to ask my mom about the product to get her thoughts.

Now mind you, my mother is a total hippie-at-heart (the woman only wears a bra from the hours of 9-5) and after being asked what she thought about the idea of women actually dying their pubic hair, she responded “eww, gross, WHO would do that?!” Still, I’m intrigued. The dyes don’t just come in shades of brown, black, blonde and red…they have “Fun Betty” that is hot pink (yes…hot pink pubic hair dye) and “Sun-Burst Betty” that is orange.

They’re even coming out with more colors like lilac, green, bright red, blue and stencils and glitter will also be joining the pube band-wagon. Though these products claim to be completely safe, I can hardly wait to watch everyone scratching their crotches after this turns into one big healthcare disaster. Glitter in your crotch?!

Fortunately/Unfortunately, I won’t be able to test this product out anytime soon…but you can certainly give your hair down there a makeover for only $20 on BettyBeauty.com.