Jared Fogle: Subway Guy by Day, College Pornographer by Night

Jared SubwayJared Fogle, the man responsible for selling millions upon millions of delicious Subway sandwiches, is known for becoming spokesperson for the company while still attending college in the late ’90’s.

What we didn’t know, was that Jared Fogle was not only infamous at his college for eating nothing but Subway and losing over 200 pounds, but also for being the go-to-guy for whenever college students wanted some good ol’ porn.

Best Week Ever has uncovered Jared’s dirty little secrets. While attending Indiana University, he ran a pretty successful pornography business straight from his own bedroom, and apparently had a “wide” variety of porn videos, which he only charged a dollar to rent. Get it? Wide!

It makes total sense that this guy (what a hunk!) spent his college days and nights selling pornos in a little one-bedroom place, only leaving to fill his appetite at the closest fast food joint he could find, which was how he got hooked on Subway in the first place.

Next time you order a 6 inch turkey sub on what with pickles, sprouts and American cheese, keep in mind you’re endorsing a guy who once sold “Saturday Night Beaver” to the kids in his Physics class.

On the up side, it’s nice to see the new and improved Jared has gone on to make something of his life and inspire others to lose weight and feel good, regardless of his scandelous intentions.

Really, I’m not surprised. Sandwiches and porn? What a typical, typical college guy.

8 Comments on "Jared Fogle: Subway Guy by Day, College Pornographer by Night"

  1. Courtney says:
    Wed, 9th May 20075:07 pm 

    That photo is so wrong, but it feels so right.

  2. Ed says:
    Fri, 11th May 20071:38 pm 

    This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Eat Fresh!”

  3. Hey whats up says:
    Fri, 11th May 20074:53 pm 

    EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!! GROSS! EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO GET SICK!

  4. Julz says:
    Fri, 11th May 20077:38 pm 

    YOU PEOPLE ARE SOOOOOOOO NASTEY!!!!!!!

  5. Haley Marie says:
    Fri, 11th May 200711:42 pm 

    WOW! and to think he is a rolemodle for the fat people!

  6. Sexy Beast says:
    Fri, 11th May 200711:45 pm 

    Don’t be mad at him, I do pornography myself! Actually i think that this Jared guy is hot. I mean common who in the life hasn’t done some porn before?

  7. Eric says:
    Tue, 22nd May 20072:29 am 

    That fat, stupid, smart son of a bitch. That’s funny stuff right there. I wonder what his major was.

  8. skyekills says:
    Fri, 29th Jun 20074:22 am 

    What the?! looks like fat bastard!

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