Air Sex: Do Try This at Home… Only at Home.

May 10, 2007 Posted in HaHa, Video

Crazy Japanese Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are ruining my life. Seriously. I have said many times how much I love reading celeb gossip—it is my escape throughout the day. TMZ, Perez, Page Six, … all one stop spots for me to marvel in how the other half lives. But I honestly can’t stand to read another thing about these two morons.

By CC Staff

Paris—throw her ass in jail. And please TMZ, stop updating me every four seconds on the state of the case. She’s an idiot who has done nothing for us except act in bad movies, or openly feuded and fucked everyone in Hollywood. Enough.

And Lindsay? I agree with Jess—I had hope for you, and now you’ve ruined it. Snort, and screw yourself into oblivion, ruin your career, do whatever it is you do, I just don’t want to hear about it.

So I’ve had to find entertainment elsewhere these days. I blindly search the internet for something of interest, and have been mostly unsuccessful in finding anything that tickles my fancy. Until I came upon this video.

Air Sex? I am weirded out, amused, confused, disgusted, intrigued… there’s really not enough words. I wonder how you gather the nerve to put your moves on in front of an audience—especially the one’s shown off here. I’ve heard of cultural differences, but this is just too strange for me. What’s going on over there?

22836 Comments2007-05-10+20%3A15%3A24CC+Staff on "Air Sex: Do Try This at Home… Only at Home."

Jill says:
Thu, 10th May 20076:30 am

This should really be filed under a big WHATTTEVVVER!

Tina says:
Thu, 10th May 20076:34 am

OMG – Jill…honey…this is an INSTANT classic. Chinese/Japanese people are AWESOME. Did you at least watch the video????

Lisa says:
Thu, 10th May 20076:34 am

I thought American's crossed the line with the antics that Jerry Springer show's.

Tina says:
Thu, 10th May 20077:06 am

i know i need to be studying, but as a girl with 3 brothers, I am not sure if it is just that my humor is warped or what…I have watched it 10 times and I have almost pissed myself each time.

i mean, none of these web-hacking jackasses have ever even seen a live topless girl, yet you can tell that they have learned to mimic every porn move known to mankind. Watching those little devils lick their fingers and touch anatomically incorrect parts of their invisible girlfriend's body makes me cry!!!! HAHAHAHA!

Jill says:
Thu, 10th May 20077:17 am

Tina honey, really.. get back to your books. I just can't believe the fact that the guy had to make a disclaimer saying "this is should not be a substitute for sex." Umm.. thanks there Mr.ICantGetNone, YAH THINK!?!!

Mary says:
Tue, 22nd May 20075:49 pm

I don't know how I ever got to this site, but I think I am going to be sick. These people in the clip , have no idea what sex or love or to be loved is all about.They are freaks!Now that they have crossed the line so to speak of fantasy and reality it is too late for them to ever experience a real relationship with anyone, as it is clear that they have never had on from birth on. I just feel really sorry for them ,as there are so many constructive they could be doing to better this mixed up Century than playing with something as beautiful as sex was meant to be. Man and Woman

in a normal relationship,(if one still exists)

I am 78yo and I still have the enjoyment GOD meant for us to have with another Human Being.

I suggest you put something beautiful in place of that sick video, even a hippotamus mateing would be more entertaining. Thank you for letting me speak in the manner that I am feeling now.

MJL

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