Jessica Simpson’s New Movie is Gonna Suck

I know you all have been waiting on bated breath for a first glimpse into Jessica Simpson’s upcoming summer movie, Blonde Ambition.

By CC Staff

The wait is over. You can breathe now!

Joining Ms. Mayer in the cast are Luke Wilson, (who must have gotten bribed into making this, although he seems to have a pension for movies with the word “Blonde” in the titles) Rachel Leigh Cook (who, since She’s All That, has seemed to drop off the face of the earth) and Andy Dick (hmmm….’nuff said).

The plot goes something like this: Jess is a small town country bumpkin who dreams big and miraculously finds herself immersed in big city life, bla bla bla.

She finds trouble when she gets wound up between two executive business men who both use her as a pawn to work their way up in the corporate world. Of course, she’s handed a perfect job in a swanky company without even trying and is given a “makeover” that entails hair extensions and a tight skirt, before any real magic can happen. Of course. Let the hilarious shenanigans ensue!

After flops like Employee of the Month and Dukes of Hazzard, it’s safe to say that this may be Jess’ last chance to prove herself as a talented actress who can make a movie that is actually funny.

Check out the trailer for yourself….I’m not smelling a winner here, folks.