Maxim’s Top 100 Hottest Chicks of 2007

By CC Staff

Alright, ladies. Time to break it to you. You did not make Maxim’s list of the 100 hottest girls of 2007.

But you know who did make the list? 100 girls who certaintly don’t need any more recognition for having an attractive exterior. Sure, they may have nicer boobs, thinner legs, tighter abs, curvier curves and prettier faces. But they’re probably all nasty bitches with crappy personalities and little to no intelligence. If that makes it fair (which it probably doesn’t).

Maxim’s annual list is the who’s who of hot women in Hollywood. Up-and-coming actresses, wannabe stars, pop singers and MILF celebrities in their prime all yearn for a spot on the prestigious list, no matter what they say and how modest they pretend to be.

Among the no-brainers, like Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Halle Berry and Beyonce, there are a few surprises:

Who do you think is the Hottest of the Hot 100?

Ashlee Simpson is hotter than Jessica. The day has finally come when the little Simpson, who comes in at #16 is actually more desired than the big Simpson, at #41. As soon as Ashlee had her nose done, guys everywhere started to favor her over the now orange-skinned, “let’s milk my boobs for everything they’re worth” (no pun intended) look of Jessica’s.

Sarah Silverman made the list at #29. Props to Maxim for adding a smart, funny girl this year who’s got more going than tits and ass. Although she does look smoking on its cover. But I’m glad to see that some one with a sense of humor and something to say is considered sexier than their Hometown Hottie.

Lindsay Lohan is #1. Have we not learned anything from the past couple weeks? This girl is a cracked-out mess, and she is definitely not hottest of the hot in physical standards. I think her publicist paid for the reigning title, but that’s just me.

Check it out and judge for yourself. Pick away at each bodypart, swap numbers, make your own list with you sittin’ pretty on the top of this superficial, meaningless, horrible list.

But maybe, just maybe, this list is intended for regular, down-to-earth girls everywhere to actually look at this list and feel good about themselves! After all – if taking the #1 spot on Maxim’s Hot 100 List of 2007 means having to look, act or follow in the steps of this girl, then I’ve never felt better about the way I look or act.