Greeting Cards for Every Plastic Milestone!

twins-card.jpgChances are you can name at least one person you know who has gotten plastic surgery recently. According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, nearly 11 million cosmetic plastic surgery procedures were performed in the United States in 2006, up 7 percent from 2005.

And now, for the first time EVER, breast augmentation is the most popular surgical procedure since they started collecting statistics in 1992. Way to go fake boobs.

With the increase of popularity in plastic surgery, it was only a matter of time until other industries caught on. Yet, I must admit that the greeting card companies were not the first parties I expected to jump on the plastic surgery train.

But it makes sense right? Your friend just got new boobs or a new nose, and you want to send her a special card. Where could you possibly look for this? liftmeupcards.com to the rescue.

It doesn’t matter if your friend had a facelift, liposuction, a nose job, boob job, or botox; you will find a card for them on the website. I call sending the first one to Heidi! And maybe just to be nice, I’ll send one to Jenna that says “Sorry about your messed up vagina, Get well soon!”

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