This Summer, Pamper Your Feet
If you’re like me, you’re tight on cash, trying to be as active as possible (so you can eat all the fudgsicles you want this season. That shit is good), and enjoy being outside. You might also have this strange fear of bats flying in your window and then landing on your head at night…but we can talk later about that.
In any case, I do a lot of walking in the summer, and I suspect you do too. I also love cute shoes. I’m sure we’re alike in that way as well.
If these two things are true, perhaps your feet also look as though tiny elves have hacked and scraped away at what was once beautiful, pristine skin. Cute shoes don’t always mean comfortable shoes, and walking every day can turn a slightly uncomfortable chafe into deadly pain in less than twenty minutes.
Which is why I was so glad to find earththerapeutics.net. It’s this great site with lots of nice things for those sandal-ravaged feet we’re all trying to hide. Besides cute little moisturizing booties, a fun rolly foot massager, and a tea tree oil foot soak that looks divine, earththerapeutics.net also has great blister guards and gel strips which pad those pesky sandal straps.
‘Tis the season to have cute feet, darlings. Don’t let your shoes give you scary skin (and have someone ask if you have a mild case of leprosy…from personal experience I can say that sort of question makes everyone feel real awkward real fast), and give those hard working heels a reward for keeping you three inches off the ground all day.