Secret Scientologists

Giovanni-Ribisi-ScientologistTo me, there’s nothing scarier than a scientologist. To live in relative peace, I make it my business to steer clear of the obvious fools like Tom Cruise and John Travolta. Luckily, they’re easy to spot and avoid with their big mouths and bigger bellies. However, the other day I was doing some research on the psycho pseudo – religion and came across a comprehensive list of celebrity scientologists that went way beyond Tom and John.

I was shocked by some of the followers: Beck, Giovanni Ribisi, Jason Lee, Danny Masterson… even Jenna Elfman! I’m going to have to burn my box set of Dharma and Greg. I just don’t get it. These people seem so level – headed… so cool… what gives? Beck? Seriously? Totally lame.

So why do these stars succumb to Scientology? Scientology-Kills.org quotes Giovanni Ribisi as saying: “Without Scientology, I would be in an alley somewhere, looking for dope.” Dude, I think you’d be better off with the dope.

What do you think about Scientology?

One Comment on "Secret Scientologists"

  1. Beth says:
    Thu, 21st Jun 20078:12 pm 

    Hate to tell you, but Jenna Elfman is FAR from level-headed! Google her name + raped + babies + Roecker. Also try her name + AIDS + “state of mind.”

    Beck, the Ribisis, and the Mastersons were all raised as Scientologists. They’ve been indoctrinated since they were children. From what I’ve heard, they aren’t all that level-headed, either. But can you blame them?

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