People get upset about what they can’t understand. People refer to Angelina as a “cum-guzzling whore” because she has decided to raise a family and not marry Brad Pitt. There are plenty of people in the world opting out of marriage. Marriage is a religious institution, and many people aren’t getting married now because they aren’t into the whole religious thing. She is not a cum-guzzling whore. You devote your entire life to your children and saving the world and then dare call someone else by that name.

Jen is losing some of her luster. At first it was easy to feel bad for her. Now it’s just old and played out. Your friends wouldn’t nuture your for years after your break-up, they’d tell you to get the hell over it and move on, so why do we coddle her like a child?

And p.s. The Break-Up was good, but it wasn’t one of the “funniest films of all time.” People are so jaded these days as to what’s good and what’s not. I guess the fact that Heidi Montag and Paris Hilton were allowed to sing for money proves that.

If not…you should really put your emotion into something else. It’s weird to freak out over a blog.