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Zach Braff is Creepy
June 28, 2007 Posted in Buzz
Anyone who would cheat on Mandy Moore is just a little bit devoid of morality, but for some reason, Zach Braff is especially slimy. The guy has become ubiquitous, skulking around NYC romancing groupies left and right. He’s so smarmy Mandy managed to pen a whole album about his toxic ways. I don’t wanna taste of that candy.
But Braff is fighting back. He doesn’t want his nice – guy image tarnished by Mandy and more’s testimonials. Yesterday, he attempted to make nice with the ladies in the classiest of ways: through his myspace blog. As he writes: He’s just a normal guy. He’s 32. He’s dating. He’s happy!
Of course he’s happy, screwing (literally and figuratively) people without a care. You see, Zach Braff represents a dangerous breed of man: the sensitive intellectual who will secretly and stealthly screw you over. This guy reels you in with his kind eyes, open ears and taste in indie rock, only to dump you cold as soon as he’s bored, or even worse, keep “listening” to you while simultaneously “listening” to six other women.
It’s important to know about this predator because he runs rampant on college campuses. He’s the great – personality – but less – than – attractive guy on your floor who you never really consider dating, but then in one desperate moment you succumb to his acoustic rock and expansive modern library until he kicks you out at 11 p.m. to prepare for his next patient.
Let’s put it this way: The Zach Braff makes me yearn for a heedless, airheaded frat boy.
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Molly L. says:
Thu, 28th Jun 20071:50 pm
He’s an ass.
Katie says:
Thu, 28th Jun 20074:12 pm
I met ZB a couple months ago…he was completely cool and polite. These lies you’ve read in tabloids about Zach being a cheater is all pr for Mandy’s new album that just came out. Which sucks by the way!! Thank whoever is above she’s cute because the girl can’t act, or sing.
Wendy says:
Wed, 22nd Aug 20074:37 pm
Yeah, Zac Braff is a frat boy.. He was in a fraternity during is college years.
laura says:
Sun, 28th Oct 20074:31 pm
he is a SLEAZY guy. total cheater. tries to get reluctant girls drunk so he can sleep with them… i LOVED him in garden state and it almost broke my heart to find out what an ass he is.
i mean, he's no worse than your average asshole, but, the article is right- he's worse because you think he's going to be so nice!
anna says:
Tue, 13th Jan 20099:31 am
please no one has any proof of this crap just because its published it doesnt mean any of that stuff is true and i love mandy moore of course she is gonna be bitter about a break up but you should share it with the world.
Noah says:
Mon, 16th Feb 20096:30 pm
Not true at all…. This is all hearsay, and bull crap. Just because it's published doesn't make it true at all. You can think what you want but you have to realize that the media doesn't just feed harsh reality, but false news as well.
Gayboi KK says:
Fri, 7th Oct 20119:19 pm
I randomly saw him at a restaurant in Cali when I went for a visit. I went up to him to tell him I loved Garden State. He said "who doesn't?!?!" I would say pretty big douche.