A New Kind of Cock Block

July 6, 2007     Posted in Reality, Sex

mad at computerI’ve been going through a bit of a dry spell, albeit a welcome one, for about three months now. I’ve barely noticed with working full time and writing every chance I get. And being more career focused than sex focused hasn’t left me (for once) starving for a little bit of booty. Fortunately, I am a woman that can take matters into my own hands. A little bit goes a long way when you’re too busy double clicking one mouse to even think about double clicking another.

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Despite it all, I have been so on top of my game that I haven’t had time to focus on being on top of a guy. Career driven is a good look for me, so a little give and take in other areas hasn’t been so bad…until two weeks ago when the drought finally ended.

Now, you would think getting a little action would spark my creative juices and get things flowing for a slew of sexy blogs.

I couldn’t have been more wrong.

I have discovered a new form of cock blocking much more frustrating than the times your friends shove you into a cab and far away from the hottie at the bar. This is a literal cock blocking. A cock block on my creativity. And it sucks.

I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve it, but my brain has taken on man status and can not focus on ANYTHING besides sex. Maybe it was because we didn’t venture that far during our few days of hot hook-ups and my brain has decided to just make up the rest.

If you thought sleeping was hard enough when you’ve got sex on the brain (hello, hot sexy daydreams!), try having to be slightly creative when you’ve literally got a cock blocking your creativity.

Luckily, I kind of like this one (the boy not just his member) so I’m not so apt to fall into bed with just some random to fulfill my nighttime (and daytime) fantasies. With writer’s block you’ve just got to write through it and that’s what I’m trying to do with my creative cock block: accept what I do not have and move forward. And just keep hoping one day all these dreams come to a head.

One Comment on "A New Kind of Cock Block"
  1. JB says:
    Sat, 7th Jul 200711:03 am 

    but isn't that best KIND of cockblock?

    happiness blocking your creativity is a gift, not a curse!

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