4 of july 2011. It started off with a weird dream, then i could feel my body moving like a wobberly jelly as if i was floating in water. I went to turn on my left side from laying on my back, next thing i know i was paralyzed. It felt like something was on top of me. like a very hard force or pressure, holding me down so tight to where i couldn’t even move or speak or even breathe properly. I Could only open my eyes blink n shut them, thats about it. As soon as i discovered i was paralyzed, i quicking said the name jesus. It took me awhile to say hes name properly. & when i finally heard myself say jesus out loud, this quick rush of wind went across my left side of my face to the right & then i was myself again. I was no longer paralyzed/stiff anymore. After that i said a little pray then close my eyes & went back to sleep. A couple minutes later, i heard loud banging noises coming from outside. Sounded like someone was putting the trash in the bin, then it sounded like someone was knocking at the front door. Then it sounded like someone was trying to open the windows from the outside, like as if they were breaking in. It was so weird that the noise sounded like it was getting closer n louder to my ears. Its like everytime i closed my eyes the noises would get louder n everytime i opened my eyes the noise would stop. The noises went on & off for about 10mins. After the noises stopped, i couldnt sleep. (i was thinking maybe something is telling me to stay awake, who knows) So i went on facebook from my fone. About 5minute later my phone starts ringing. I’m thinking, who could be ringing me at 3.40 in the morning. I looked at the phone, & was shocked at what i saw. It was my own number ringing. I was like, what the fcuk! so i answered it & it was a machine lady saying i missed a call @ 345am yesterday, (again wft!) & that there was a voicemail & again im like wtf! So i listened to the voicemail & all i heard was, Tap tap then a very very long pause that lasted for 1 minute at least. Listened to it again, the same thing. I hung up n layed on the couch thinking about everything that just happened so randomly but strange.. The end

…funny though…

and yeah, pj's with tree frogs…fashion no no